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"So what happens now?"

May 3, 2008
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Here's a little gem of advice that everyone knows but I was too stupid to listen to: Never beg him to take you back. Especially if you get a little lonely and don't really mean it. 'Cause not only will those million little pieces of your heart break into a million more when he says no... you'll wake up the next day so frickin' (I'm being polite, obviously. Public group and all that) embarrassed all you want to do is bang your head against the wall until you damage the part of your brain that controls memory. To add insult to that very traumatic injury, you've puffed up his ego. Now he tells you "I don't think we should meet until you're really over me."

I'M OVER YOU, YOU TWIT!!! (again, being polite) I JUST HAD A TEMPORARY LAPSE OF REASON!!!

Bah.